My Heart on My Sleeve and a Drink in My Hand: Why The Replacements Matter So Much
Summer always reminds me of the Replacements. Wow, talk about your non sequitur lead!
I first heard them during summer break and it’s stayed with me. For the record, here’s their official site. Good luck what that. Being the ‘Mats, though, try Facebook. But probably here.
Who cares? Here’s why: They’re the greatest rock and roll band of the past 30 years.
Did I say best? No. Maybe that’s R.E.M.
Did I say most artistic? Nope. Radiohead.
How about most influential? The Clash.
Most literate? Try some Elvis Costello.
Hardest-rocking Minnesota band? Tell it to Husker Du.
I say “greatest” because what they achieved is multi-dimensional, still accessible, and still hugely influential.
Remember the debate about the Beatles versus the Stones? The general conclusion is the Beatles were the best, the Stones were the greatest.
Not many fledgling musicians sit down thinking, “The Beatles are awesome! I’m just gonna sit down and nail that guitar part from ‘The End.'”
But with The Replacements — like the Stones — their tunes seem gettable. You can play their songs -close enough- right now. In your garage or basement or bedroom.
Nothing too fancy, and it’s a fun kick in the ass.
Musicianship aside, what The Replacements had was attitude: They assumed everybody hated them.
The Stones might have believed they were indeed bad boys. Maybe they were in England, in a particular time and place and social strata. Now they’re landed gentry, but I digress.
The Replacements, however, were full-on fuckups. They knew this. They knew YOU knew this. And they owned it. They never were the starting quarterbacks. Or the popular guys in the parking lot, radios blaring. Of the funny ones, or the best dressed, or anybody’s best friend. They were the losers long before Beck.
In high school, you knew for a fact they would be working at the grocery store down the street in five years.
But early on they record a truly aware song like “Color Me Impressed.”
And then they write a heartbreaker like “Answering Machine.”
See, they became geniuses when they played. You saw what the potential for rock in the 1980s was. Until, of course, they screwed it up by being too hammered, or too angry, or just too damned stubbord to put on a good show. And then you kind of hated them.
But here’ the other thing. The one thing you still can’t look past or chalk up to nostalgia: Paul Westerberg is an amazing songwriter. Maybe the best we’ve seen since Lennon/McCartney. Here’s where I drop in “Unsatisfied.”
I love The Beatles, but some of their songs are distanced and removed (“Eleanore Rigby” anyone?) that in the wrong mood they make me want to chew on a gun barrel. Same with Elvis Costello — huge fan, but damn, “Shipbuilding” and similar.
Westerberg, though, always owned the emotions. He brought them front and center. These were his thoughts, his emotions, his confessions, his celebrations. And you cold take it or leave it, but it was always authentic. Oh look. “Valentine“!
Hell, what does that mean though? Here goes.
Life in Replacements World isnever going to end well. But that doesn’t mean you can’t get excited because it’s Friday night and you’re going to see your favorite band. You hope your major crush will be there. Maybe your crush smiles at you. And maybe, if you’re lucky, when you’re outside taking a smoke break, your crush comes over and asks for a light. And then, and then, and then maybe you say one cool thing. Something you’ve kind of thought about, but not rehearsed. Something that’s maybe funny but also a little edgy. Something that’s exactly right.
And maybe your crush smiles. And after the cigarette, takes your hand and you both go inside.
That’s the Replacements.
What’s also the Replacements is the next morning. When your crush is getting ready to leave. And waiting for you to say something. The next cool thing that will bring them back.
But you say something stupid. Maybe even accidentally insulting. And they storm off.
That’s also the Replacements.
Random Replacements facts:
- Their first gig was at a church hall. They were immediately banned because of drunken rowdiness.
- Tommy Stinson dropped out of tenth grade to join the band on tour.
- They almost weren’t let into their first gig at CBGB’s because of Tommy’s age. Bob Stinson was immediately tossed out by management.
- The ‘Mats beat out friends Husker Du for a Twin/Tone label contract. Husker Du then grabbed an opening slot with Johnny Thunder that the Replacements wanted.
- Paul Westerberg said the rest of the band was his toughest audience: “If it doesn’t rock enough, Bob will scoff at it, and if it isn’t catchy enough, Chris won’t like it, and if it isn’t modern enough, Tommy won’t like it.”

